Some basic JW beliefs

In an earlier blog entry (A First Step…) I spoke about how it struck me as unfair that an accident of birth (mine, in the middle of the US of A) would somehow put me more in God’s favor than if I were born in, say, central China or India. And since I believed God to be nothing if not fair, then maybe it was not just unfair, but unlikely. This was my first significant step in questioning my belief system as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses. But therein be dragons, because if this basic premise was inaccurate, what else might I believe that should be challenged?

But first, a little dogma of Jehovah’s Witnesses, as taught by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society (at least as I understood it).

As a Witness, I was taught a number of things as incontrovertible:
• There is a God.
• He reveals Himself to us through the Bible, His written word.
• He created us and everything else in the universe.
• Although He loves all of us, He is a just God (an eye for an eye, and all that).
• One of God’s angels (referred to in the Bible only as Satan, which means “Resistor”) rebelled, later leading Adam to sin through Eve and that’s why we all die (since Adam’s sin was before anyone on earth was conceived, all of us inherited Adam’s sin).
• God sent his son Jesus to earth to ransom us from the sin of Adam.
• He has a “chosen people” on earth doing His will, and they are Jehovah’s Witnesses.
• The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society (the legal entity of the worldwide organization of Jehovah’s Witnesses) is how He reveals His will to the faithful today.
• In the very near future (like, months or years, not centuries or even decades), God is going to cleanse the earth of wickedness (through Armageddon) and re-establish a theocracy on earth with Jesus ruling from heaven as King.

While not necessarily an all-inclusive list, I think that pretty well sums up what I was taught (and believed down to my toes); I daresay few Witnesses would disagree. There are obviously a whole bunch of corollaries to these statements; for example if God reveals Himself through Jehovah’s Witnesses, then all other religions (and the people in them) are wrong and are actually being misled by Satan. And they are thus part of “this wicked system of things” doomed to destruction at Armageddon, unless they “see the light” (again, as revealed by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society) and join the faithful.

Another interesting corollary involves evolution and creation. Jehovah’s Witnesses do not accept evolution as a scientific fact; they believe in direct creation by God. But they are not anti-science; in fact a careful evaluation of their philosophy reveals no negativity toward science nor progress. So why the insistence on creation? It’s not simply a universally literal interpretation of the Bible. There’s a number of things in the Bible that Witnesses don’t accept as literal, including aspects of a Biblical creation story (Witnesses don’t believe the creative days were literal 24-hour periods, for example). The explanation is actually quite direct: the Bible states that Jesus died for all our sins. The reason it had to be him as God’s son was that all humans aside from Jesus were born with Original Sin, which we all inherited from Adam. If Jesus was without sin (as the Bible states), then Adam must have been also (for Jesus’ sacrifice to be equal). The only way that works is if there was an actual person, directly created by God (and thus without sin). Reject an actual person named Adam and the necessity of Jesus “sinlessness” goes away.

To restate: if we reject a literally created Adam, then the whole basis of Christianity’s belief in the grace of God (Jesus’ ransom sacrifice) goes away.

Houston, we have a problem.

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Pray for Oklahoma

The monster tornado that mauled Moore, Oklahoma a month or so ago was on everyone’s mind for a week or two after it happened, then newer tragedies took its place in our collective conscious; but it’s not completely gone. Occasionally articles will pop up in the media about rebuilding and recovering there. (check out media coverage here).

Right afterwards, I saw a bunch of “prayer requests” from religious leaders, government officials at all levels, and even celebrities, and it got me thinking about Divine Intervention in human activities. So let’s put these prayer requests in the context of some of my recent posts about critical thinking.

What are these prayer requests actually asking for? All down through history, prayers were for one of two main purposes:  asking for God to intercede, or thanking God for having done so. Praying for rain, praying for rain to stop, thanking God for the rain, or for making the rain stop, praying to have God make the volcano stop erupting; you get the idea. In the benighted past, people actually believed that God either sent rain or caused a drought, or if He was really peeved, smiting a village with a massive tornado. Of course today we know that tornadoes are caused by a confluence of weather systems and events that, while not always exactly predictable, are at the very least completely explainable by an understanding of the physics of temperature and air flow. So not too many people outside of a few nut jobs today think that bad weather is an indication of God’s wrath.

Let’s assume for the moment that the people who are praying on behalf of the Oklahoma victims are genuinely asking for God to do something here (rather than grandstanding for the publicity, for example). Praying for God to intercede? Aside from that raising somewhat awkward questions (if He’s willing to intercede now, why didn’t He do it just a little bit ago and prevent the tornado in the first place?), exactly what is He being asked to intercede in? Not letting people die? Miraculously healing peoples’ injuries? Even more miraculously rebuilding houses and hospitals? Or maybe planting the notion in the minds of people around the word to send cash to the tornado victims? Assuming that their prayers do something, asking God to intercede is the same as asking God to change His mind. Said differently, if everything is in God’s hands, then the tornado is God’s will, and asking Him to intercede here is asking Him not to do what He has determined to do (His will). If He’s all-knowing (one of the basic attributes given to God), then the pain and suffering (not to mention death and destruction) caused by the tornado would be explicitly and exactly foreseen, so He would have had to have not only known about it, but been willing to go ahead anyway. Asking Him to “change His mind” now seems disingenuous, or just plain silly.

Let’s say the prayers are thanking God for sparing those He did. That’s very close to thanking God for not killing more people (assuming he’s in control of natural forces). If He’s in control and chooses to let it happen anyway, that’s pretty cruel and capricious. If He’s not in control, then the weather is not “God’s will,” but we would then have to assume He’s allowing it to happen. And this seems to be supported by scriptures such as Matthew 5:45 (paraphrasing:  God causes rain to fall on the righteous as well as the unrighteous).  But wouldn’t that mean two of the primary attributes (all-powerful and all-loving) are not true? By the way, this is simply a re-stating of Greek philosopher Epicurus’ famous statement:  “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

I love Ricky Gervais’ tweet:  “Beyonce, Rihanna & Katy Perry send prayers to #Oklahoma #PrayForOklahoma. I feel like an idiot now… I only sent money.” Seems like sending some cash would be a lot more beneficial. And tangible.

So praying either to thank God or to ask for Him to intercede seems a good example of muddled thinking. Or whistling in the dark.

There’s another possibility; one that may be more palatable (and, as I think about it, sums up what I believed as a JW):  maybe they’re just asking God for strength. I’ve thought about that too; I’ll post some of those thoughts later.

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The Bereans were of “noble character”

There’s a scripture in the Bible that’s always intrigued me, even as a young Witness. In Acts 11, it is written that Paul and his companion Silas are chased out of the city of Thessolonica by the Jews in the synagogue there for stirring things up with their preaching. They left in the night for a nearby city named Berea, where they found a more receptive audience. In fact, the writer compliments the Bereans as being of a “more noble character” in verse 17, where the writer (traditionally thought to be the Apostle Luke) says “Now the Berean Jews were of more noble character than those in Thessalonica, for they received the message with great eagerness and examined the Scriptures every day to see if what Paul said was true.” (Acts 17:11, New International Version)

For the moment, let’s accept these words at face value, and assume the “Scriptures” being referred to are in our Old Testament (or Hebrew Scriptures, as Witnesses call them). Well, actually, more likely a portion of it; it’s highly unlikely that the Old Testament as we know it is what those Jews were reading. As far as scholars today have been able to determine, the Old Testament became that around 180 CE or so when Jewish rabbis decided what to include in the canon. For those Bereans it was likely at least what today constitute the first five books of the Bible (which they believed were the writings of Moses), and maybe also some of the prophets like Daniel, Ezekiel or Jeremiah. In any case, whatever these Jews were comparing Paul’s preaching to, the writer of Acts thought that was a good thing to do, even referring to them as having a “more noble character.” Many of them converted to Christianity, according to the next couple of verses in Acts.

So why does this scripture interest me? I think it’s a clear signal that critical thinking is considered to be important in examining one’s beliefs. These Berean Jews didn’t just accept what Paul and Silas were teaching; they checked it against whatever they had as accepted Scriptural authority. This, Luke is saying, is a good thing. I wrestled with this, even as a Witness kid. Right there in plain English is the exhortation to not take was said from an authority, but to compare it to what the Bible says (at least in this example). Now it is true, we were encouraged (in fact, it was a virtual requirement) to read the Bible regularly, and the Watchtower Society quoted scriptures quite liberally in all the literature. But all the quotes were within the context of a lesson of some sort, and frequently it was a single, pithy verse that supported (or seemed to at least) the specific point that was being made. But if there was ever question, we were encouraged to “not lean upon our own understanding” (Proverbs 3:5). And what that translated to is that we were to consult the Society’s literature for our answer. So while on one hand, the Bereans were held up as examples of noble character for their critical thinking, it was clear to us that we were to let the Society determine for us how Scriptures were to be interpreted. The Society resolved this apparent dichotomy in the best way possible: as the “spokesperson” for God there is no reason to compare their writings to any higher authority, since none exists.

That’s not very conducive to critical thinking, I’d say. But I think that’s the point.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses and evolution (part 1)

Jehovah’s witnesses believe in the Genesis account of creation, but with interesting modifications. They believe that a literal person (Adam) was created first, with another literal person (Eve) created shortly thereafter. What’s interesting is that, through a complex series of calculations and application of various other scriptures, they believe this happened in the fall (meaning September or October) of 4026 BC. The main underpinnings of this conclusion stem from the conviction that, first and foremost, the Bible is their absolute authority. If it’s in the Bible, it’s True. Of course, this raises some interesting questions since no one today has the original, but that’s a topic for another entry.

The determination of the 4026 date is a little complex, but it starts with a literal interpretation of the genealogies listed in the book of Numbers in the Old Testament (all the “begats” that seem to go on for days). They believe that those are literal, 365-day years. Combine those genealogies with other scriptures and events in the Bible, pivot everything around a couple of dates that appear to tie archeological and historical dates to Biblical events, add in a little creative thinking (I hope you’ll pardon the pun), and it brings them to four conclusions:

1. Adam was created in the fall (likely September or October) of the year 4026 BC.
2. 1914 is an important year from a Biblical perspective. Specifically, Witnesses believe that in 1914, God established His kingdom in heaven, set up Jesus as the king and kicked Satan and his evil minions from His divine presence.
3. The generation that began around the beginning of the last century would also see the end of earthly governments, and the extension of Jesus’ heavenly rule to earth. (This position has drifted slightly in the past 20 years or so as that generation got older, but the basic belief is the same.)
4. Add the 1,000-year millennial reign of Jesus over the earth foretold in the Bible, and you have 7,000 years of man’s existence on the earth

I’m not going to take the time and pixels to go into the entire line of reasoning here, but suffice to say that they believe these conclusions whole-heartedly; indeed much of Witnesses’ activities are based on them.

So where am I going with this?

Ordinarily, JWs are pretty progressive and open to science; they preach a great respect for scientific achievement (unless it in some way conflicts with how they perceive God’s laws), and in fact, go to great steps in attempts to show that there is no conflict between “true” science and the Bible. So why do they take such a strong stance in rejecting evolutionary biology, when there is a virtual worldwide scientific consensus that we got here that way?

The answer lies in the conviction of the inerrancy of the Bible. If the Bible is true (and is the word of God), then evolution cannot be true. And interestingly, it’s not related only to a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation story, because as I’ve said in other blogs Witnesses don’t believe in literal 24-hour creative days; they believe each creative day was 7,000 years long. And they allow for a very old earth. (They interpret the events of the first and second verses of Genesis as being billions of years apart.) No, it’s more related to the logic behind the whole Redemption story.

Stay tuned for part 2.

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Stealing Underpants

A month or so ago I walked into my friend Shannon’s office at work and, on his white board (among many other, slightly less cryptic notes), he had the following:

1. Steal underpants
2. ?
3. Profit

At first I thought it was in reference to metal underwear, which made me think of pinching, rust and shrinkage on cold days, but then I noticed the spelling of the first word and realized he was talking about absconding with undergarments. Being the curious (but respectful) guy that I am, I asked him what the hell that was supposed to mean. He directed me to a segment of South Park which, he assured me, would explain all. (See if you agree.)

If you elect not to click on the link above or haven’t heard of this before, a short explanation: One of the South Park kids discovered the reason everyone’s underpants were disappearing was that they were being stolen by gnomes, who were piling them in a cavern. When asked why, they (the gnomes) described their business model as above. Matt, Trey and the gang of writers were poking fun at poorly thought-out business models. Just because you have a good idea (or think you do) doesn’t mean you can turn that idea into profit (or even a revenue stream).

So this got me thinking about groupthink. I would be willing to bet that you have been in situations where you went along with an idea or plan more to be supportive (or not be perceived negative) than because you thought it was a great idea. I know I have. Sometimes it’s a project that I agree to, which then comes back to bite me later when it tanks. And I knew it would when it was conceived, but for some reason I went along.

So why do we do that?

In my case, there’s no one single and consistent reason; sometimes it may be that I feel I have no choice; other times I don’t want to be perceived as “negative.” But more often than I’m proud to admit, I just simply don’t think it through. So I’m back to critical thinking. It takes time and energy to think things through carefully.

And sometimes you have to not go along to get along.

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Pascal’s Wager

Blaise Pascal, a child prodigy who entered this world in France in 1623, accomplished a great deal in his relatively short life before he died just a couple of months past his 39th birthday in 1662. The impact he made on mathematics, physics, religion and philosophy lasts today; one of the most enduring is even named after him. Pascal’s Wager, as it’s known, has been used for centuries as a reason to believe in God. In its essence, Pascal’s Wager weighs the consequences of both believe in God and non-belief in God: if you believe in God and He doesn’t exist, no biggie; you just die at the end of your life. If you believe and He DOES exist, heaven awaits (assuming you qualify). If, on the other hand, you DON’T believe in God and he doesn’t exist, you still just die, but if you don’t believe and he DOES exist, you’re hosed: you spend eternity regretting your paucity of faith by roasting in hell (or so said Pascal).

Interestingly, there’s a similar argument made in the Bible book of Acts. Seems the apostle Peter and friends had been arrested for evangelizing; specifically they were talking in the town square about Jesus being the Messiah and how the Jewish religious leaders were responsible for having the Romans execute him. Said religious leaders (Pharisees and members of the Sanhedrin) were understandably annoyed, and had Peter and his associates arrested. One of the Pharisees, a man named Gamaliel, cautioned his colleagues against doing anything rash; he said that since Jesus was gone, likely the sect that had followed him would fade away, using situations of men named Theudas and Judas the Galilean to support his point. Theudas was killed and his band dispersed; the same thing happened to Judas. But then he said “Leave these men alone! Let them go! For if their purpose or activity is of human origin, it will fail. But if it is from God, you will not be able to stop these men; you will only find yourselves fighting against God.” (Acts 5:38-39) Similar enough that it makes me wonder if that’s where Pascal got an inkling of his Wager.

Pascal’s Wager (or a minor variation of it) has been brought up several times by Scott, a good friend of mine who continues to attempt to get me to accept God and thus save my soul so I don’t go to hell for all eternity. And while I appreciate his concern, I have no interest in either hell OR heaven, in spite of the fact that it’s likely a good number of my friends will end up in the former (if I accept its existence in the first place). Nope, I plan on going to Dog Heaven. If I can’t spend eternity with Calvin, Hank, Roxy and the rest, I ain’t goin.’

Back to my friend Scott and Monsieur Pascal’s Wager. Note that while it’s frequently used to convince people that God exists, it actually does nothing of the sort. While the logic of the Wager is accurate, it offers no support for the basic premise of the existence of a Supreme Being; it just lays out the reasons why one would do well to believe. And even if that were to be convincing enough, the one convinced could just as easily decide that Allah, or even Thor or Zeus should thus be worshiped, not necessarily Yahweh (or Jehovah). That aside, let’s look at the question itself.

Assuming God can read our hearts (the Bible is clear on that point: nothing is hidden from God), then what would it say to Him if I were to pretend to believe in Him when I don’t, just to save my (worthless) hide from hell? Wouldn’t that be a totally selfish reason? And if so, how would that be pleasing to God? Isn’t it very much like living an honest life, not because you believe it to be the right thing to do, but out of fear of getting caught? Granted, the law as humans administer it would never prosecute you, but that’s not the point; God can read your heart and will hold you accountable for what you think! Remember Jesus is quoted in the Bible as saying that “the law of Moses said to never commit adultery, but I say to you that even lusting after your neighbor’s wife is the same as committing adultery.” (Probably shouldn’t be in quotes, as I’m sure I’m paraphrasing, plus there’s no way to know what Jesus really said anyway, but that’s another blog entry!) In other words, God judges, not just our actions, but our intentions as well.

Hoo boy.

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Progress?

I read a while ago that when telephones were first introduced in Great Britain, there was considerable resistance from members of the aristocratic segment of society to have them installed in their homes. They were used to a very formal and fairly rigid process for their social interactions; if one wanted to visit an acquaintance they first sent around a card requesting an audience. If it was accepted (and only then) did they actually go visit their friend. It was considered so impolite to just “drop by” that it was simply not done, except maybe in extreme emergencies (“Your country house is on fire!”) Installing telephones in people’s homes however allowed all that to change; rather than sending a card someone could just pick up the phone and call. To the gentry, this was considered a direct intrusion to their homes and many of them refused to tolerate it. This seems quaint and vaguely pretentious to us today, but back then it was very real.

Fast forward to today.

I was sitting in a restaurant a few days ago, and saw all four people at a table near me (they weren’t kids, but young adults) furiously poking away at their respective phones (it was only a little gratifying to note that most of them were iPhones!). I suppose they could be having a contest to see who would be the first to get the election results from Namibia by doing a quick web search, but I’m guessing they were simply engaged in their own virtual conversations and ignoring each other. Anyhow it struck me how insulting it was to the other people at their table, that whomever they were texting was more important at that moment than whatever conversation they may have been having as a group. But then I thought that I was applying my own biases to this; it obviously wasn’t insulting to the others, as all of them were texting. They were all pretty much oblivious to their surroundings (and one another). And speaking of being oblivious to one’s surroundings, of course we’ve all laughed at the video of the woman in the mall, walking into the fountain while texting. Just in case you’re the only person in the world who hasn’t seen that yet on YouTube, here’s a link for your viewing pleasure.

Anyhow, I got thinking about how our social conventions change with technology. For one thing, everything seems to go faster. I know I’ve been guilty of emailing a question to a colleague, and been annoyed when I don’t get a response within a minute or two. “After all, I’m sitting here at my keyboard, I figure they must be too, so why is it taking so long?” As I write this I know that seems silly, but I suspect we’ve all been there. When there was some business decision to be made in the past, people would usually give themselves several days to process everything. Meet, talk over what needs to be done, and arrive at a general agreement. Write up the agreement to be sent, knowing that it would take a day or two to write it up, a couple of more days to arrive by mail, and then a couple more days before they would expect to get it back. So you had a week or so to let it bang around in your head, giving you time to catch mistakes you may have made and amend the agreement. Today, it’s “I’ll email this to you when we hang up, sign it and have it back to me in 15 minutes.” I’m not commenting here whether that’s good or bad, just that it’s become a fact of life.

And for another, no one views a phone call as a violation of social convention any more (it’s irritating when telemarketers call at dinnertime, but that’s a different issue); my point is that social conventions have changed and the expectation of receiving a card in the mail (or delivered by hand from one servant to another, then on to you) prior to a personal visit now seems ridiculous. So maybe seeing a group of four, each ignoring the people in front of them in favor of a virtual conversation via texting, is just the ripple of a social convention being changed.

I’m still going to stop when I catch myself because I think it’s rude, but then maybe I’m old school. Or maybe just old.

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Short term thinking and unintended consequenses.

I can’t decide if this blog entry should be about the hazards of short term thinking or about unintended consequences, so I’ll make it a little about both.

Yesterday I woke up thinking about a print project. I’m speaking to a group of our sales people in Chicago next week, and didn’t have a handout ready. I knew what it was going to contain, but at work on Friday when I was going to print my handout our copier went blooey. Plan B was to use Staples to print my project, so when I woke up yesterday I was thinking about Staple’s online service. I fired up my computer, logged on to their website, and in about 5 minutes I had laid out my project, uploaded my files and even paid for the finished print job. I called the store on my way to the gym to answer any questions and make sure they got it right, and went back around noon to pick up the handouts. On my way to the gym to meet my friends Mark and Rhonda for our workout, I realized I was going to be late, so I texted them (not while driving, of course!) to tell them I would be there in a few minutes.

So how does this relate to either short term thinking or unintended consequences? Well may you ask!

First, a little background. Back in 1958, President Dwight Eisenhower created ARPA (Advance Research Projects Agency) to facilitate the development of technology for a variety of applications (but primarily military). ARPA (later renamed DARPA, then back to ARPA, and then back again to DARPA—evidence I think of a little governmental indecision, infighting, or both) worked on a bunch of projects, many of which are probably still buried under many layers of “Top Secret” directives. In one case however, some of their more forward-thinking paranoiacs began worrying about the possibility of an explosive devise knocking out much of the computing capability of the military, if it happened to blow up near key computer centers. This led to the development of a distributed network, where instead of everything being stored on a single server (such as happens with this computer I’m working on, for example), information is distributed over many different servers, much like the brain works. If one server goes offline (or is blown up), the built-in redundancy allows the system to continue uninterrupted operation. This system was called “Arpanet,” after the organization’s acronym at the time. Anyhow, Arpanet, which was initially only for military applications, worked so well it eventually made its way to universities as a way to share files and exchange messages and the internet was born.

A second bit of background. Around the same time (1957, to be exact), the Soviet Union launched a rocket containing a 23-inch diameter shiny metal globe named Sputnik. Sputnik, the first man-made satellite put in orbit around the earth, scared the bejeebers out of the US military brass (and lots of citizens as well), heating up the Cold War and kicking off the Space Race. This ultimately led to the US National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) putting a man on the moon.

Bear with me here; we’re almost there. Arpanet became the internet, which then became the World Wide Web. The space race, in its demand for ever more powerful and ever lighter computing capability, is directly responsible for the inexpensive laptops, cell phones, and cellphone networks we are so dependent upon today. Two very good examples of something being developed for one purpose, and in an almost completely unpredictable fashion became incredibly important and valuable for a totally different purpose. Two military applications (distributed networks and light, powerful and reliable computing machines), morphing into tools that today’s public take almost completely for granted, but imagine what life would be like without them! My exercise in remote communications yesterday morning is something that would have been completely impossible 15 or 20 years ago, and unimaginable a few years before that.

I hope the unintended consequences part of my initial sentence is obvious by now, but what about short-term thinking? Today in this age of sequestration and budget cuts, there are regular calls (usually from the far right) for cuts in basic research grants. “What possible value could come from (fill in the blank here)?” Think where we would be if that question were asked of ARPA and NASA back in the late ‘50s and early ‘60s! No internet, no cell phones and no texting.

Let’s not let that happen. Whenever possible, and in as many ways as possible, make sure you tell your Congressional representatives that you support funding for basic research. Much of it goes nowhere, but every so often we get a massive homerun that makes it all worth it, and I can order a print job from Staples while still in my jammies.

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Apocalypse redux

Eight days from now (according to some) the world will come to an end. Well, not the world exactly, but civilization as we know it.

They (whoever “they” are) base their assertion on the contention that the Mayan calendar predicted it. More specifically, that a cycle in the Mayan calendar called by Mayan scholars “the long count” ends on December 21, 2012 (check out the Wikipedia writeup) and that, since the Mayans ended their count then “something really, really bad” must be going to happen next week. (I’m paraphrasing here.)

When I was a kid growing up as a JW, the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society did some pretty fancy calculations based on the Bible and came up with the fall of 1975 (September or October) as “the end of 6,000 years of man’s existence.” Add the 1,000 year millennial reign of Christ’s foretold kingdom, and you have a nice, round number of 7,000 years and wouldn’t it be wonderful if Armageddon, God’s righteous cleansing of the earth (which, not coincidentally, ushers in Christ’s kingdom) was to happen then (September or October of 1975, if you’re not following me here). This was all based on a blend of literal interpretation of the Bible, figurative interpretation of the Bible, and some rather shaky history and archeology. To summarize: many of us could be forgiven for jumping to the conclusion to which we were rather obviously being led: Armageddon was highly likely to hit in the fall of 1975. The fact that this was only the latest in a string of such predictions was lost on many of the faithful (such as your humble blogger). But I digress.

Cut to a last spring (May 21, 2011 to be exact) when Harold Camping made similar predictions (and stuck to his guns right up to the day of the prophesied Apocalypse), only to have to publicly eat humble pie when May 22 rolled around and the world had not been relieved of the presence of Mr. Camping and his somewhat gullible followers. He apologized to the aforementioned followers on no less a venue than the BBC, only to take another crack at it a few weeks later by saying that, indeed, the theocratic cleansing of the earth had begun on the predicted day, but only in a spiritual sense; the real deal would in fact happen in October of 2012. Hmm. You’d think he’d learn.

So here we still are several months later, or several decades later in in the case of lots of Witnesses, and still the same old world.

Full disclosure: The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society can say with some accuracy that they never published a specific date nor claimed Armageddon would come in 1975. I would respond that hundreds of thousands of people (faithful Jehovah’s Witnesses) don’t come to the same conclusion serendipitously. And we did come to that conclusion. I admit as September 1975 closed in most of us came to our senses, but some sold houses and “got ready.”

So a reasonable person might ask “Why are so many people (myself included, at one point) so prepared to believe in this kind of “end-of-the-world” prediction?

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A first step…

Growing up as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses, I believed that we were God’s chosen people. Of course members of virtually every fundamentalist religion (and some not so fundamentalist) would tell you the same thing, but I was convinced it was true. Oh sure, if questioned by non-Witnesses I’d say that God is just and fair, and only He can read someone’s heart condition, and of course there’s good people everywhere. But among other Witnesses, the next comment would be that eventually (and before Armageddon), all those “good people” would become Jehovah’s Witnesses if they were to survive. We believed completely that we Witnesses would be the only ones still standing at the end of Armageddon. And when you think about, if we didn’t believe that, then how could we justify all the door-to-door proselytizing? If it didn’t matter, why bother?

I got thinking about something that shook up that attitude for me. Let me ‘splain.

At one point, Jehovah’s Witnesses were the fastest-growing religion in the world. As far as I know, they continue to grow at a rapid rate. I noticed that, by far, the bulk of that growth came from Westernized countries. In fact, the vast majority of all Witnesses live in these countries; very little of the growth and even less of the current membership comes from places like India, the Arabian peninsula or China. And yet we believed that Jesus Christ died for all mankind, and that God’s purpose is that everyone achieve salvation. We were taught that God would save those “with a good heart,” but we also were told that only JWs were going to make it. So I came to the realization that it doesn’t make sense that one’s birth location would be the primary determinant of salvation prospects. I can’t imagine a fair God stacking the deck so heavily against people who have the bad luck (from a JW perspective) to be born in a country not conducive to our particular religious belief.

Let’s put it another way. I was raised as a JW. I was 5 or so when my father starting studying the Bible with Howard Klein and Claude Gotschall, two of the members of the local congregation. I realized that I was a Witness primarily because I didn’t know anything else. I trusted my parents (as most kids do) and just kind of accepted things as they were, and made them my own. That, by the way, is one reason Witnesses don’t practice infant baptism; they figure the kid needs to get a few years under their belt, and make their own decisions. I would argue that’s true, but at 13 or 14 (the age most JWs expect their kids to get baptized, at that time), you still aren’t mature enough to have thought it through; you’re operating pretty much on autopilot. On the other hand, my father was raised a Methodist. His mother was the Methodist Sunday School teacher for something like 50 years. And yet, he switched religions and became one of Jehovah’s Witnesses. As you might expect, that raised a lot of eyebrows in Forrest, Illinois; it’s a huge step for someone to abandon their parents’ faith, even in the United States. Now, take a moment and consider if Dad had been born in central India instead of central Illinois. His parents would almost certainly have been Hindu, and he would have been raised Hindu as well. Upon reaching adulthood, what would have been the likelihood of the Indian Lloyd Shaddle switching the faith of his birth to become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses? When pretty much his entire existence is focused on growing enough food for him and his family to survive until tomorrow? Virtually zero. As difficult as it was for Dad to change his religion, Indian Dad would have been infinitely less likely to do so; yet, it was my belief that in order to experience salvation he would have had to. So again, would a fair God set up a situation that nearly guaranteed that a large percentage of the world’s populace would never have the opportunity for salvation? I think not.

That thought process was my first big step in questioning my faith.

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